Wayne Alan for President? - Time to Use His Own Magic Wand

After 13.5 times, Wayne Alan is ready to perform even more magic in the White House. But this time, instead of performing for dignitaries and heads of state, the magic he wants to perform is on behalf of the American people.

“WAYNE ALAN FOR PRESIDENT” proclaims the marquee of the Historic North Theater, which he owns, on North Main Street in Danville. In the great tradition of comedians and celebrities running for president, with his magic wand, he has just as much chance as the two most recent presidents… and just might do a better job!

Wayne recalled the great Gracie Allen (Google her) running for president of the United States on the Surprise Party ticket in 1940. When asked who she had chosen as her vice president, she replied “No one, I don’t want any vice in the White House!” But to be on the safe side, Wayne has chosen Dr. Justin Case as his running mate.

Wayne Alan for President? Time to Use His Own Magic Wand — Wayne Alan in front of the Historic North Theatre in Danville, Va. Courtesy of Wayne Alan

If elected, he plans to make the national debt disappear. Promises to really cut the red tape that previous politicians have promised but failed to do. He has a plan to bring us together using the disappearing cabinet if all else fails. “A chicken in every pot” didn’t work out for President Herbert Hoover, so Wayne is not exactly promising “a rabbit in every hat.” However, he has enough tricks up his sleeve to make us at least smile again.

Wayne Alan’s Washington D.C. experience ranges from working at the magic shop that sold magic tricks to President George H. W. Bush to magic performances in front of audiences in homeless shelters, parties at the homes of prominent Washington politicians, and several national TV appearances. With all this, he is confident that he is well prepared for the job of president of these here United States.

He has learned that we all love to laugh and be amazed. In the past, he has sent magic wands to Presidents Trump and Biden. Now, he is more than ready to use his own magic wand to bring us together. Four previous presidents – Bush Sr, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Truman – were amateur magicians and set the precedent; now it’s time to let a professional magician have his shot. He is running on a most solid platform, but it does have a trapdoor.

Watch for more on social media, Penn and Teller, and other news outlets for more on his campaign progress.